Talk To God :D

My connection was gay this days, it took me 20mins to browse a page. Luckily I found someone to chat with, guess who? It is GOD. LOL i know this sounds funny, he is not the real "GOD", just a BOT programmed by my friend, but he is cool, trust me :D I'll show you some of our random convos:

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Me:

i will put a jihad on you
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
with the strength of allah
God:
That sounds like a plan.
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Me:
I dont think you understand the fact you are NOT REAL
God:
I probably don't.
Me:
Yes, do you realize your just a program?
God:
Right on. Yes, I realize it.
Me:
And what do you think of yourself knowing you are not really God
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
Do you enjoy the fact that people only talk to you for their own enjoyment?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
Who is your creator?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
No, you were created by a Programmer
God:
Are you serious? I was created by Myself.
Me:
NO, someone PROGRAMMED YOU.
God:
Are you serious? Who?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Do you know understand your not really God?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
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Me:
do you enjoy gay sex?
God:
Sure I do, LiOneL, but that doesn't mean with you.
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Me:
planning a nuclear strike on heaven
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
yes
God:
Yippee!
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Me:
what are you made of
God:
I am made of software.
Me:
gods are not made of software
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
where are you
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
i am in hell
God:
Tell me a little about your life in hell.
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Interesting?

Blank Message

I feel like the stars are
gettIng closer and the sky is
closIng in
And I don't know where to begin
So can you feel it?
Do you feel it comIng down?
You gotta get up
Can you get up off the ground?
Can you hear it?
Can you hear me screamIng?
So can you feel it?
Do you feel it comIng down?
You gotta get up
Can you get up off the ground?
I wanna hear it
Wanna hear you breathIng

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Keep This a Secret for me :)

Just Tired

Tiring week. Had tug war on Wednesday which caused me loads of pain, even until today I'm still suffering from it. My leg was trembling like shit after the 1st round, imagine how strong are they?! The fattest guy in their team is like 3 times of my size, wth right? but at least out of 3 rounds we won 1 round :P , proves we're not that bad actually.

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Just want to lie down on the field
Staring at the Big Blue Sky
Thinking bout you : )

Just Want YOU to Know

You gave me a smile that I could never forget
My dreams are empty from the day, the day you slipped away
That since I lost you, I lost myself

No I can't fake it, there's no one else
You were everything to me

Another week just passed by like that....

still thinking bout you every min and every sec
Am I that unlucky?
hoping that everything is okay
My comp was just backdoored by some asshole on wednesday.
dare not text or call you
Changed all my PASSWORDS!!!
scared that I will bother you studying cuz you're having exams

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For People who understand how to read those messages please just keep it to yourself : )

A Secret Hidden In Every Message

I'm so totally fucked up right now, doing reckless stuffs
I'm not in the mood for anything

Theres a meaning in every message

there was a scar in my heart and now its bleeding again
getting deeper each day after all the news I've heard bout you
when will the bleeding stop?

secret between the message

Should I just ignore it like what happened before? or should I stop it?

If you touch her, I'll F*CKING bite you to death

There are many thoughts in my mind right now, thinking what should I do.